Wednesday, June 3

Dating Tips 2

Dating Tips No. 2 - Looking into your eyes is fine. Staring at your chest is OUT.

dont you just hate it when the men just can't take their eyes off your chest no matter how high or how low your cleavage is? i think this is self explanatory for all female readers. it is NOT a compliment to be stared and oogled at. it is just plain rude and disgusting and you are emitting a huge signal that you are so so deprived and needy. enough said. go ponder.

Tuesday, June 2

Dating Tips

Dating Tips No.1 - NEVER date a man whose maturity is younger than yours (aka small boys).

effy, bananana and i were casually chatting in holland v one day. and we were talking about the men around us. of all that we talked about. younger men are kinda like the worst.

check out effy's blog on her take on younger men. my stand on them? here it goes:

Ego
they do not have the man-man ego. they try to have it. just like the way they get angry when some passerby takes a second glance at their prized possesion aka gf and then stare back at them trying to pick a fight or what. or those times when they get pissed when some other girls win them in some guessing game and they end up drinking. or when they lose a big time in mahjong.

however when it comes to paying. if you initiate to pay. they will just keep their wallets and thank you with a smile. and this happens like almost ALL THE TIME. its not that guys should pay all the time. but isnt "not footing bils" a benefit that only WOMEN are SOLELY ENTITLED TO? taxi fares are either dutch or outta the female's coach/gucci/lv wallet. presents are aplenty with a good mix of soft toys, mini perfumes of unknown brand, etc. but of no value or worth. nope. not even near brands like coach, mphosis, let alone LV or Gucci. it's nice to receive surprises. but surprises are surprises. presents are presents. boys just dont get it.


Maturity
they are experts when it comes to long long grandmama stories. or life theories. but all's nothing when they stick out their tongue and show you a neh-ni-neh-ni-poo-poo when they broke their promise and do something against your wish. enough said.


Zi-Dong-ness (Initiative/Understanding)
no. they are super buey zi dong. when you offer something to give to them outta your own pocket, to their own benefit, they will agree at the very next second. they won't reject in politeness. NEVER. and they often take it for granted.

they won't understand that you are pissed. that you are having your monthly swings. that you are a woman. they just wants things their way. and they think that all's possible.


the list goes on. but that's all i can think of after my very full marche dinner with family. now the crepes and seafood are swimming in my stomach. topping that. im constipated. my ass hurts.